Quote Book

Micah to Heather and Me: If I woke up tomorrow and I was a girl, I would be a lesbian...

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Hunter Funk: So, then I was totally like dissing on the name. Mystery? That doesn't even rhyme with '11...

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Me: Ohmigosh, Mary, we're missing a marker and I KNOW that I only used 3 and they're all in the box!!! See, I used red, purple, and pink. They're all here.
Mary: Wait, count them?
Me: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7.....8....9....10....OH. That's all of them. *Rattles box*
Mary: *laughs hard*
Me: HEY! YOURE THE ONE WHO LOCKED ME IN A CLOSED GARAGE WITH SPRAY PAINT!!!!
Mary: Ohmigod we're like so high...I'm going to get the giggles and not be able to stop laughing...
hahahaha I have the giggles! Lauren, I can't stop!!!!
[PS. We were spray painting Jenny's bed...]

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Me:  Mary, if I ever have children, which I mean I don't plan to like ever, but if for any reason I accidentally have a kid...you can be its god parent...
Mary: You can be my kid's god parent too. Well, if nobody else is available....

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Mary to Me: You were staring at the door like you were going to kill it.

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Mary: My coughs still taste like tea!

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Mary:Hey, remember that word?
Me: Um...you're going to have to be more specific...

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Mary: Hey, tomorrow don't mention about what happened.
Me: What happened?
Mary: Exactly.
Me: No seriously, what are you talking about?

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Mom: Lauren, stop smoking Crayola and get back to school.

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Mary: Do you remember like ANYTHING from when you learned to play piano?
Me: Of course, see...*points at keys* c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...wait.
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Mary (making fun of me...): c, d, e, f, g, h, i, 11...OHMIGOSH I just said 11...

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You can't mimic the potato.